Dalawa, sugatan matapos ang prerog sa HUM 2. Alamin kung bakit

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Sugatan ang dalawang estudyante ng UPLB na ninais lamang sanang makakuha ng slot sa subject na HUM 2.

Naging mahirap ang prosesong dinanas ng mga mag-aaral na gustong makakuha ng GE course; daig pa ng pila sa loob ng Department of Humanities sa CAS Annex 1 ang pila sa concert ng One Direction.

Marami ang hindi tinatanggap sa pila pa lamang na iyon, ngunit medyo mapalad ang dalawang estudyante – isang Batch 2012 BS Development Communication at isang Batch 2011 BA Sociology – dahil pinapasok sila sa sumunod na session ng klase.

Ang kaso nga lang, unang hakbang pa lang pala iyon. Pinag cartwheel ang mga estudyante sa klase upang pormal nang tanggapin.

Maski hindi marunong, dala ng kagustuhang makapag enlist ng subject, pinilit mag cartwheel ng BSDC student ngunit naging mali ang pagbagsak niya.

Na-injure naman ang Sociology student nang tulungan niya ang BSDC student.

Ayon sa doktor ng University Health Service, nasa maayos na kundisyon na ang dalawang iskolar.

“The (BSDC) student suffered a minor sprain sa kaniyang right ankle. She should be able to walk in about two weeks,” sabi ng doktor. “The (Sociology) student meanwhile just twisted her elbow. We will try to get it back to its proper position without requiring surgery.”

Lubos ang pagsisisi ng guro sa nangyaring trahedya; tinanggap niya ang dalawang estudyante at nangakong sasagutin ang mga gastusin ng mga ito. [P!]

#ProvenSad? ChickenJoy is Back, But Popular LB Street Food May Run Out of Supply in the Future

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For Los Banos residents, there’s something worse than #ChickenSad: #ProvenSad.

This is definitely bad news for LBzens who really love the town’s famous street food.

If you happen to be enjoying the taste of proven, better savor the moment while it lasts because the street food may soon disappear form the face of the earth.

A recent study by the UPLB College of Veterinary Medicine quoting the North Carolina State University states that a new type of chicken is slowly making its way to the country.

Sounds fine, right? But there is just one problem with this: the new chicken breed has no proventriculus – the key ingredient to making proven!

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“These birds do not have proventriculus since their bodies have learned how to digest food in a different manner,” said Dr. Sharman Hoppes, an Avian Medicine expert who earned her PhD degree at the Oklahoma State University and residency at the North Carolina State University.

“Unlike common chickens which food companies dress for their products, this breed is different.”

Truly #ProvenSad! [P!]

 

Absent All You Can? ‘Repeater’s Clause’, Nais Idagdag ng UPLB Admin sa Rule on Absences

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Pinag-aaralan na ngayon ng UPLB administration ang pagdagdag ng “repeater’s clause” sa university rule on absences.

Sa iminumungkahing panukala, maaari nang hindi pasukan ng estudyante ang isang subject kung pangalawang take na niya ito o higit pa, ayon kay UPLB Chancellor Dr. Rex Victor Cruz.

“We want to save the students from further humiliation and shame. If they choose not to attend classes in their second take, it is fine, provided na natapos naman nila yung subject noong first take at sadyang hindi lang sila pinalad na pumasa,” Cruz told the UPLB Peerspective. “We want to ease their suffering.”

Sa kasalukuyang set-up ng mga courses, maaari lamang lumiban ng hanggang anim na beses ang estudyante sa lecture at hanggang tatlo sa recit classes sa mga pangkariniwang kurso, depende kung ilang oras at beses nagkikita sa isang linggo ang mga estudyante at teacher.

Ayon sa isang Math66 taker, maganda ang iminumungkahing panukala.

“Maganda po ito,” sabi ng Batch 10 BA Communication Arts student. “Kasi po sa experience ko ang daming nagtatanong anung batch ko na po or pang ilang take. Yung prof ko nga po tawag sa akin, kuya.”

Dagdag pa niya, “Eh alam ko na naman po yung lessons. So bakit pa po ako papasok ulit?”

Dadaan sa UP Board of Regents ang panukala at oras na maaaprubahan ay maaari nang simulan ng mga estudyanteng repeater na umabsent ng umabsent. [P!]

UPCAT: Gulong ng Kotse, Sumabog; May-ari Sinisi ang UPLB Dahil Walang Parking

 

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Hindi kinaya ng gulong ng isang SUV ang init ng panahon sa UP Los Banos noong Sabado kasabay ng pagkuha ng UPCAT ng libo-libong estudyante.

Ayon sa may-ari ng SUV na tatay ng isang UPCAT taker, bigla na lang sumabog ang gulong ng kanilang sasakyan.

“Sobrang init na nga tapos ganito pa ang mangyayari sa sasakyan ko.”

Maging ang anak niya ay hindi nakapagpigil at sinisi ang unibersidad dahil wala raw matinong parking sa campus.

“We’re paying so much then there is no multi-level car parking here? That sucks po.” [P!]

A Very Friendly DISCLAIMER

Guys, PUTANGINA naman.

Paano magiging related ang page na ito (UPLB Peerspective – READ: Dalawa yung E after ng P) sa UPLB Perspective (The official publication of the university)? Ha? Ha?

Official publication ‘yon. May iniingatang pangalan. Legit. Bakit sila magpopost ng kagaguhan?

PUTANGINA.

UP STUDENT KA. WAG KANG BOBO.

COMMON SENSE.

PAKIBASA YUNG “ABOUT US” SECTION NG WEBSITE NA ITO.

SMH.

S.

M.

H.

[P!]

UPLB Student Rushed To Hospital After Clinching STAT1 Slot Via Straggler’s Time

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A fourth year Forestry student was rushed to the hospital Friday night, minutes after securing a slot in STAT1 through UPLB SystemOne’s Straggler’s Time.

According to a witness who requested anonymity, the female student – who was inside a computer shop along FO Santos Street – suddenly screamed, celebrating the moment she was able to beat thousands of students hoping to get the same course.

The next thing the witness knew, the student was shaking haplessly.

“Nangingisay na po nung nakita ko eh,” the source told the UPLB Peerspective. “Yung parang Harlem Shake po.”

The medical staff of the Los Banos Doctors Hospital and Medical Center said the student was already in a stable condition.

The UPLB Peerspective later learned that the student failed STAT1 twice in the past, and since it was an integral part of a UPLB student’s road towards graduation, the student quicky turned the computer shop into a pandemonium.

The computer shop management meanwhile expressed its happiness for the student and promised to shoulder the student’s unpaid internet dues.

Congratulations for getting STAT1, kid. We’re hoping for a better grade this time around. – [P!]

 

 

UPLB SystemOne Straggler’s Time Postponed

 

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A source with a knowledge of the situation told the UPLB Peerspective Friday afternoon that the UPLB SystemOne Straggler’s time scheduled at 6 PM is POSTPONED.

The source admitted SystemOne’s server is still struggling to accomodate immense traffic, forcing administrators to move Straggler’s time to another date.

“Masyadong mabigat ang traffic. Hindi kaya ng website, nagco-collapse lagi,” the source said. “May nagpo-porn pati kaya nakakain rin yung bandwidth.” – [P!]